Hello fellow sass masters~
I shall introduce myself as Grettel the female destroyer of meals.
I AM OFFICIALLY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FUCK YEAH

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

le-baiser-de-la-mort:

myheartbeatsforhummus:

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

THIS. HOLY SHIT. THIS. 

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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silversunjournal:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

A

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healthybdsm:

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

-Maria

jinnora:

I HATE WHEN THE FUCKING MEDIA PRESENTS THE HUNGER GAMES AS A LOVE TRIANGLE. NO BITCH PEOPLE ARE DYING

RUE DID NOT DIE FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO THINK THIS IS A DAMN CUTE LOVE STORY

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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veganasana:

cyborgpotatogifs:

EASILY DISTRACTED

he’s my fave omfg

arrogantanupapaya:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.

that is brilliant news what are you talking about

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

roachpatrol:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

here for this