"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
This post is eveeeeeeeerything
THIS. HOLY SHIT. THIS.
- me: *on death bed*
- grandson: *crying* grandma do you have any significant memories? do you have any stories from the 2010s?
- me: jonathan davis on the fake moose
This is a very important post.
babies babying together
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
I HATE WHEN THE FUCKING MEDIA PRESENTS THE HUNGER GAMES AS A LOVE TRIANGLE. NO BITCH PEOPLE ARE DYING
RUE DID NOT DIE FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO THINK THIS IS A DAMN CUTE LOVE STORY
"what classes are you taking this semester"
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.
that is brilliant news what are you talking about
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm