Hello fellow sass masters~
I shall introduce myself as Grettel the female destroyer of meals.
I AM OFFICIALLY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FUCK YEAH
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pantslesswrock:

Hell to the fucking yeah

(Source: mockingday)

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carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

(Source: carlospalmer)

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ereschkigal:

melkorwashere:

alpha-blaziken:

Good Guy Sauron

#work place equality everyone 

"hiding friends from evil wizard Magneto"

(Source: torch-dick)

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browngirlblues:

the-goddamazon:

I NEED IT

Give it to me

(Source: stureplan.se)

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goddamnhella:

What if Frigga and Odin had some kind of argument before he went off to personally fight in the Midgard-Jotunheim war of back-the-fuck-when, so finally when the war is won and Odin is like ‘ow my fucking eye socket, wars are for dipshits no-one let me do this ever again’ and…

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rachelbearenson:

it’s actually real and EVEN BETTER he wants to do it on the condition that he gets an awesome death onscreen

(Source: bonnsexuality)

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pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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titillatingtubist:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

Yeeeeaaahh, you do that to me and I’ll be able to fulfill one of my life-long dreams…to full on punch someone right in the face with all the strength I can muster.  You’re assaulting me, I’m just reacting in self defense.

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cockroachcomics:

Time to update this blog.

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ohmysaintedpyjamas:

queeniegalore:

supersonic-starman:

DAVID BOWIE WITH A KITTEN ON HIS HEAD

OKAY NOW I’M READY TO FACE THE DAY.

I don’t know wtf is going on, but you can’t get any better than Bowie with a kitten on his head.

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

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birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man