Hello fellow sass masters~
I shall introduce myself as Grettel the female destroyer of meals.
I AM OFFICIALLY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FUCK YEAH

ijustwanttofuckyou:

so cute

(Source: best-of-memes)

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

peircethebvbjackie:

•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

Alternate kinds of mermaidness…some less comfortable than others. 

I am hoping to return to a regular posting schedule for About Merpeople sometime soon! Floundermaid, Sharkmaid, Mermit Crab and friends will be back!

Mermaid variants for your Monday.

the-wayward-ship:

burntscones-and-thetardis-in221b:

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

THE CENTIPEDE

THE DISASTER

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

assassinboygregory:

More footage from the skeleton war

(Source: dutchy66)

sakibatch:

notjackwhite:

jesus christ

bless these two

the-real-edd:

yoboandfriends:

squad-hanji:

frecklesandstitches:

Update?

UPDATEE???

updATe???!

there’s a what?

aN UPDATE???!?!!

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what?! an update?!

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MOTHERFUCKIN UPDATE!

tonyderbott:

If you see Tony or anyone who voted for him say something

deathnoteryuzaki:

when you’re in class and your teacher tells you to do problem No.6

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When you’re looking for fanfics and

boomer-rowdyruff:

siren-stuff:

"Warnings: Major character death—"

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"Half of your OTP x OC—"

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"Unfinished. Last time updated: 358451 years a—"

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"Starts with your OTP—

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—but eventually NOTP”

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I LAUGHED IN TEARS ON THE FOURTH ONE

thejoyousslayer:

pixiewaffles:

oops I made a thing.

superspoopyskellingtons Did I already reblog this to you?

Posted: 1 day ago

xdaringdamselx:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

I would be much more stoked if I thought she was in good hands.

I don’t trust DC’s movie department as far as I can spit.