Hello fellow sass masters~
I shall introduce myself as Grettel the female destroyer of meals.
I AM OFFICIALLY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FUCK YEAH
There was a play that I did that I had to smoke a joint in the first scene.

(Source: donniedarkos)

jackbarahomo:

falloutboywassaved:

if you ever doubt about eating another slice of pizza just remember that pete wentz would never deny himself another slice so go and eat all the pizza you want you beautiful soul

thanks pete

cock-zero:

Gerard Way Top Trump Card

wtf-mum:

I NEED CPR

sogiitas:

the entire gintama fandom right now:

image

(Source: brownbodied)

Suzy speaking the truth

(Source: raygocakeless)

holysheerios:

rubyyola:

holysheerios:

Don’t feel bad if you’re single because it just means you’re the best in the album

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS POST MADE ME SMILE??? A LOT!!

THAT IN ITSELF MADE ME SO HAPPY AWH

fangfotographie:

sephielya:

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

(Source: baesill)

caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

dirudo:

im soooo done

(Source: gay8)

evil-phil-coulson:

savingsergeantbarnes:

butiknevvhim:

please love yourself as much as anthony mackie loves the falcon

 (via)

tenxrosetyler:

I think this is it.

I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.

(Source: thedayofthedetective)

anniekon:

whataboutthemenses:

lovelydestiel:

earthtohayley:

I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.

like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.

and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and

WHY DID YOU D O THAT

I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”

well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?

this post actually made me almost cry no joke

(Source: deadpadfoot)